- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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