What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Womens rights.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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