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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

girls lacrosse

What time is it? 20:45.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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