- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Kelly Clarkson

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Penis

Cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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