What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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