- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

where wally? wallys a myth.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??