how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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This one sucks!

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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