Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Fiats

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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