Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Deadly cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Womens rights.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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I never asked for this.

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Anti Joke

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