- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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