Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What is cold? Winter

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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