What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why? Because!

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

I am a n1gger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Anti Joke

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