How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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