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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did I get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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