Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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WNBA

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cancer

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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