- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

A Frenchman stays and fights

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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