The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock Knock! Come in.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Matt is not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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