An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Comedy.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Spinabifita

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Ms. Smoot's class

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Anti Joke

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