- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

want a balloon? yeah

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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