- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Men, get on the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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