- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did he die? He was sick.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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