How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

WNBA

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

An asian without a future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

what do you watch ? a tv

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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