- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

rose are red violets should be purple

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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