- Anti Joke

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________