- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

The child was fired from his job.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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