- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

women's rights.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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