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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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