- Anti Joke

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler