A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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