Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

womans having rights.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

time to spruce up!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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