- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A hill billy went fishing

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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