- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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