- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yellow People !!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Go away still nothing to see

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Gustavo Andrade

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Pickle

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Lil Wayne

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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