- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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