Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Faithful men.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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