I have an idea! You leave.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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