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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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