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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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