Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Anti Joke

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