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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

well use a tissue!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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