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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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