- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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