- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Roses are red Im adopted

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

So a bar walks into a man...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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