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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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