what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Justin Bieber

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

someone called someone else a frog

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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