A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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