- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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