A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Hello

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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