wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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