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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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